end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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