Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need a beard to bite.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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