why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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