Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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