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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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