She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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