Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
how drunk are you?
Several
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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