Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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