Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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