is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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