After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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