I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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