You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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