i don't like sucking hair
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
These tits shall not be calmed
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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