sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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