no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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