hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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