I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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