So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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