Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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