This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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