He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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