New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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