In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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