"it" just moved
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Randomize