I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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