No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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