His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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