Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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