Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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