she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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