its not stalking. its research.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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