I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?