She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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