shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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