So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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