let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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