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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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