why didn't you poke me back
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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