I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I hate all girls vehemently.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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