I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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