my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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