She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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