Well douche your snatch and let's go!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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