I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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