I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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