he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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