batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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