I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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