She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Randomize