Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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