Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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