Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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