I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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