Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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